On June 9, 2010, a host of golden crickets descended from heaven to escort Randy "Robichek" Watson to his eternal home. His friends and family will remember him as loyal, heroic, and extremely good at playing hide and go seek. With yogie like flexibility, he inspired those around him to reach to new heights. His focus on those delicious crickets helped us remember to appreciate the little things in life. He looked like a dinosaur, which is totally awesome.
Randy Watson is survived by his "biological" mother and father, Katie and Olaf Gormsen, his adopted mother and father, Laura and Hunter Sims. He leaves behind a godfather, Jaybird Denny, a godmother, Ayesha Menon, and millions of fans across the globe.
Sorry its been a while since I rapped at ya'll. Things here with Macho have been wild. As you can see to the left Macho got his first car. Its a 2008 Dodge Magnum, the crown jewel of American automotive engineering. As a parent you are nervous when your dog starts driving but you hope the lessons in the parking lot pay off. Macho's problem, as you may have guessed, is fast driving and deep bass. Last week I found a pink spiked collar and an empty bottle of Courvoisier in the Magnum. When pressed about it Macho said, "Well what did you think was gonna happen when you give Macho Man a Magnum." Touche Macho.
Sorry for the lack of posts lately, but Macho's been really bummed out. The cold San Francisco summers are just dragging him down. He had to get out of town to get away from his crazy city life. He needed to just slow down and enjoy life.
