Cinco De Macho

Those of you who have been following this blog from the beginning know Cinco de Macho is the holiday of the year. This year, Macho went all out. He spared no expense. His clothes, hair, and attitude was perfect. He couldn't tell you what he did, but he can tell you whatever it was totally rocked.

This afternoon Macho stumbled home. His mother was furious. His father wanted to know where he had been. After being confronted by his parents he said, "Lets talk Tuesday," as he laid down in his bed. Hard to argue with that.

More Snow Macho

Macho thought he looked pretty bad-ass in the snow so he wanted me to put some more pictures up. The lab in the background is his boy Moose. They form a wanna be Milo and Otis pair. Guess who's the cat?

Wild Macho

Macho sure is sorry he hasn't rapped at ya'll in a while. He's had a grueling calendar lately that hasn't let him update his fans. Most of his time has been eaten up by his new found desire to explore the unknown. He's been making frequent trips to the Russian wilderness to study the rare Siberian Snow Leopards. Shortly after this picture was taken, Macho wrestled down one such leopard while in full sprint. He painlessly rendered the beast unconscious, tagged her, and then used the smelling salts he was carrying to wake her up. He said he named her "Kuboroma," which is the Swahili word for snore. Now if we could only get him to learn how to sit.