Macho Ladies

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, but Macho's been really bummed out. The cold San Francisco summers are just dragging him down. He had to get out of town to get away from his crazy city life. He needed to just slow down and enjoy life.

This weekend Macho snuck out of the city to his country house for some clean, country, living. Macho laid by the pool, drank some beers, and shocked everyone with his bocce ball skills. There are few guarantees in life, but Macho will whoop your ass at bocce. Believe that.

Grieving Macho

Yesterday, we had a service for Macho's brother Randy. By service I mean viking funeral. Laura made a sarcophagus fit for an Egyptian pharaoh. Jaybird picked an algae filled pond that was the same color as Randy. I put the pyre on the water and we all sent Randy home. Macho was really bent out of shape. He's really too young to deal with mortality. Later, he got over it and we took these pictures.

Rest in Peace Randy Watson

On June 9, 2010, a host of golden crickets descended from heaven to escort Randy "Robichek" Watson to his eternal home. His friends and family will remember him as loyal, heroic, and extremely good at playing hide and go seek. With yogie like flexibility, he inspired those around him to reach to new heights. His focus on those delicious crickets helped us remember to appreciate the little things in life. He looked like a dinosaur, which is totally awesome.

Randy Watson is survived by his "biological" mother and father, Katie and Olaf Gormsen, his adopted mother and father, Laura and Hunter Sims. He leaves behind a godfather, Jaybird Denny, a godmother, Ayesha Menon, and millions of fans across the globe.

Beaching Macho

Macho celebrated Memorial Day by going to the beach for the first time. He was loving it: eating sand, playing in the surf, and spending time in the green room. At some point during the trip, Macho was confronted by a "local" dog named Orca who told Macho to stay off her beach. Macho, quoting the great Johnny Utah, told Orca, "Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?" Poor Orca had no way to prepare for what came next. Needless to say, Macho ended up on top.