Macho celebrated Memorial Day by going to the beach for the first time. He was loving it: eating sand, playing in the surf, and spending time in the green room. At some point during the trip, Macho was confronted by a "local" dog named Orca who told Macho to stay off her beach. Macho, quoting the great Johnny Utah, told Orca, "Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?" Poor Orca had no way to prepare for what came next. Needless to say, Macho ended up on top.
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